Carroll Bryant really wants you to believe that’s his name. (But it’s not.)

Attention:
The online pseudonym that is “Carroll Bryant” is angry that Melissa Douthit’s not-so-secret alias “Athena Parker” said that “Carroll Bryant” is a pen name.

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No, seriously, it’s a thing. Carroll Bryant said so in his latest overly-tantrumed, ranting missive STGRB Bullies Carroll Bryant.

You know, because he already said “Carroll Bryant” is a fake name he uses to self-publish and as an online entity. (Which wouldn’t be so bad if he didn’t insist it was his legal name and attack others online who use pseudonyms.) Just like he used a fake picture of a gorgeous model and let everyone believe it was him for a few years until he got caught because he was duping teens with it. So he’s angrier than hornets that Douthit put up a disclaimer about him including the not-so-new information that “Carroll Bryant” is not his real name. Even though he already said so. Many times. In many ways. In varying stories. All over the internet.

 Ride that logic train, I dare you. No, really. 

Since the STGRB camp split wide with self-imposed dramatics and laughable acrobatics, I haven’t had time to keep up with their never-ending allegations and tactics against each other. I hear they’ve turned into fine little cannibals, keeping each other preoccupied with the business of down-and-dirty in-fighting. I daresay it’s probably been a treat to have them turn their internet butthurt and raging bully-fails on each other (instead of the unsuspecting public) for months now. In fairness, I warned Carufel and Bryant this would happen last year. Clearly, they did not listen. 
But I digress. It’s come to my attention that the entity known as Carroll Bryant really wants you to believe that’s his name. Which is fine but there’s just one tiny problem: It’s probably not. 
In his latest post STGRB Bullies Carroll Bryant he rails against the accusations that Carroll Bryant is just a pen name, made-up online identity, pseudonym and alias. It seems he forgot, while angrily typing out his little rant, that he told everyone with eyes to read that it was indeed merely a pseudonym. Woops! He had to go back and comment on his own post to correct that. 

But is Carroll Bryant’s name now really Carroll Bryant? I’ll go with a resounding no and I’ll tell you why in a common sense, no-punches-pulled, so-simple-babies-can-do-it, irrefutably logical way. However, first I think it might be prudent to take a quick walk down memory lane.  

Book Goggles: Stop the Goodreads Bullies: The drama continues
Douthit (as herself and her multiple aliases at STGRB) has doc-dropped several people in many ways – including names, work places, contact information, spouses, children and even IP addresses – but Bryant never cared what she did to other people as long as she didn’t do it to him. For the better part of two years, Bryant not only cheered her on for employing dodgy, foul tactics but employed the same kind of tactics himself as shown here, here and here. Oh, let’s not be stingy. Just read these to learn about some of his festive, underhanded dirty work. 
Now – and who knows or even cares why – he and his Buddies in Butthurt are suddenly locked in deadly troll combat with Douthit-as-Parker and the hate machine that is STGRB over pettiness that only the lulziness of the internet can possibly accommodate. I hear it’s bringing out the stupid best in them as they wreck the arguable crumbs of credibility they were clinging to like really thick toilet bowl cleaner before the scrub and flush. 
The entity known as Bryant even found the time to give his propaganda pulpit a facelift, making it a pretty pink hopeful contender for Last Bitch a-Bitching in the battle to prove who’s the Most Bungling Bulliest Bully of Bullyland, complete with a gibberishly repugnant new slogan that conjures images of snot and various unpleasant bodily fluids. 
“Guaranteed not to rip, rot, rust, bust, drip, run down your leg,
and or smell bad for a period of fifty feet or five minutes, whichever comes first.”

Seriously? 

Considering that, according to Bryant, people “shouldn’t post personal things about themselves on the internet” in the first place, I’m sure he won’t mind it when we debunk his public statements here. Oops, my bad, he minds a lot. When I merely showed his “STGRB will be back” statement in a blog article after trying to confirm it as factual, he started war with every blogger here, most notably me. He insisted that I was talking badly about him simply because I referenced a public announcement made by him on his blog. 
When he opened his hate blog about a month later (now in the throes of being rebranded “The Glass” after renaming himself again as “Carz” last year) he wasn’t sure who he wanted to attack first or more – me or Goodreads.  Maybe he didn’t realize the many admissions he was actually coughing up during the months-long-and-counting war against Douthit as her alias Athena Parker, but the rest of us sure did. 
From STGRB: The Athena Parker Lies: More Emails via Bloglovin’
“What would hurt them the most?” 
The date on that is 27 January 2013. He spent the month of January taunting that he was going to drop a bomb. It came off more like a fart with the fame-seeking, self-serving anecdotes I called him out on for Goodreads: or Good Pedophelia? but here he is in emails with Douthit (as her alter-ego Athena Parker) admitting that the only reason he ever started the hate blog “The Looking Glass of Carroll Bryant” in the first place was to get back at “them”, most notably me
(Note to Bryant: While you’re busy threatening to sue people on your blog, try to remember that it’s not defamation if it’s true and that court cases cost time and money. Think about that before you hit the publish button.) 
But has there been a legal name change?
A close up for you on Bryant’s November 11, 2012 comment
at Stop the GR Bullies and Carroll Bryant | Stop the STGRB Bullies

Tnayrb Llorrac is his real name as shown in Fair Reporting: Bryant Comments.Got it.  

Did he use a variation of his birth name as he claims? According to public records, the name “Carroll Bryant” in Ohio belongs to an elderly man who died in 2001.

I’m sure that’s just a coincidence, even though some people who develop alternate personas often “borrow” the identities of elderly and/or dead people to do it. (Hi, Melissa Douthit as Athena Parker!)

Oh, internet, why so empty? Could it be this is an established alias?
Or maybe his mother doesn’t really exist? 

So, if he had his name legally changed, did this happen some time in January or February of 2012? Or would that be some time in 2011 perhaps? Oh, the suspense.

The Looking Glass Of Carroll Bryant  Cyber Bullying 101 And Stefan
Not against anyone using a fake name? Maybe Bryant forgot he already said that, too. He shouldn’t rampage about onliners using handles instead of their real names (while using the name of well-known author Anne Rice to do it) because that would make him quite the hypocrite for admittedly going by a manufactured moniker for years  – but who am I and what do I know, right?

Back to the claim made by the entity called “Carroll Bryant” that his name really is Carroll Bryant. He’s telling the truth – because he insists he tells the truth all the time, even when he’s not – and as iron-clad evidence he shows a doctored screen shot of a Time-Warner cable bill.

Look what’s on the internet now. 
See that? How dare you not believe him!

It’s not like the actual bill payer can’t open the account, give that service address and assign a different name for the account, right? Oh wait, anyone can do that, and the alias that’s Carroll Bryant is relying on public ignorance to see him through. 

That manipulated screenshot of the cable bill only shows the name “Carroll Bryant”. It does not show the bill payer, who is legally responsible for the account. It shows that the bill payer told Time-Warner to send notices (using the name “Carroll Bryant”) to the physical address which is being serviced. The bill payer (or legally responsible party) could put any name on it, including D. Duck. How daffy! 
That’s right, the name on the account is nowhere near as important as the actual bill pay information. That information establishes who legally holds the account, usually with verifiable information from a financial institution if paid by credit card. Note that from Time-Warner’s own site that what Bryant shows is just where and to which name the bill gets mailed. It does not show who opened the account or who pays the bill.

Hand-written mail from the supervisor of a company where my account
is held by my credit card. Because Domino’s delivers, bitches.

*Stunt thumb provided by laughing neighbor. 

Example: I paid my mother’s bills. They sent notices to her home (where the services were being provided) in a variation of her name (her nickname) which I used on the account because it’s the name she preferred. However, I was the legal, responsible account holder and the billing information on the account, including credit card information and payments, was mine.

For all we know, a “fan” could be paying his bill and, believing his name is Carroll Bryant, set up the account in that fashion. It could even be paid by a family member or friend using that name. In short, anyone who pays bills knows the account information does not always match the billing information. 

Nope, this is not evidence.

But in the land of Bryant, no one has any evidence but him, we must accept anything he gives us as evidence even when it’s clearly not, and his lies, manipulations and conspiracy theories will eventually become the truth if he keeps repeating them louder and more often than his detractors. Faulty thinking at best but, like Fox News, he relies on it.

However, establishing an alias, online persona, internet presence or pseudonym does not make your chosen moniker your legal identity. Brains: you don’t get a refund on the unused portions and here’s where we get to that irrefutable logic I mentioned before as we mosey down the Socratic garden path of reason.

What is evidence of legal identity? I’m glad you asked. Simply put, it’s I9 information

Documents that may be used under “List A” of the I-9 form to establish both identity and employment eligibility include:
Unexpired U.S. Passport
U.S. Passport Card
An unexpired foreign passport with an I-551 stamp, or with Form I-94 attached which indicates an unexpired employment authorization
A Permanent Resident Card (often called a “green card”) or Alien Registration Receipt Card with photograph
An Unexpired Temporary Resident Card
An Unexpired Employment Authorization Card
An Unexpired Employment Authorization Document issued by the Dept. of Homeland Security that includes a photograph (Form I-766)
Documents that may be used under “List B” of the I-9 to establish identity include:
Driver’s license or I.D. card issued by a U.S. state or outlying possession of the U.S., provided it contains a photograph or identifying information such as name, date of birth, gender, height, eye color and address.
Federal or state I.D. card provided it contains a photograph or identifying information such as name, date of birth, gender, height, eye color and address.
School I.D. with photograph
U.S. Armed Services identification card or draft record
Voter Registration Card
U.S. Coast Guard Merchant Mariner Card
Native American tribal document
Driver’s license issued by a Canadian government authority
Carroll Bryant chose not to supply any evidence of actual identity because, although he may legally change his name one day, this is probably still not his legal name. Or he would have chosen to supply such undeniable information in the first place, right? I mean, if you’re going to do something, do it right or why bother.

But wait – there’s more! 

You see, when you legally change your name, it costs money and there are many requirements you must meet. You must apply to the courts. You have to advertise the name change publicly (using both the old and new names) stating certain clauses for a predetermined amount of time. Oh, and judges have to approve and then actually grant your request. You then have a certain amount of time to change all your identifying documentation, including (but not limited to) your photo identification(s) and Social Security card. In short, this is work. Well-documented work – in the age of the internet, it’s faster now as records update with lightning speed – but it’s still work.

And here’s the kick: All this documentation is a matter of public record and currently no one can find any public records that evidence his claim that his legal name is Carroll Bryant, only the establishment of an alias identity. 

That said, it seems Melissa masquerading as her online alias Athena gets the score here. “Carroll Bryant” – an admitted pen name with no evidence to prove otherwise – is losing his battle with Douthit. She’s winning The Battle of The Bulliest Bully in Bullyland because Bryant can’t seem to back up his claims. Sustaining the most damage seems to be Bryant himself and he has his own poor tactics and attempts to blame. Douthit’s got him where she wants him: If Bryant wants people to believe he legally changed his name, he’s going to have to provide clear evidence using documents from the I9 list or that’s that.

I’m done and it’s time to get back to my busy life and the busy-ness of living. Take care of yourselves and try to be nice to each other. I’m fond of some of you, you know.

Edit: Here’s Bryant’s latest post, an attempt at damage control since Douthit’s clearly winning.

What a coincidence. Bryant’s just received a fawning email from an “anonymous” fan. Wow, that was good timing. Insisting it makes him re-examine his life (how great would that actually be?) it, for some unknown and unexplained reason, reminds him of strangers.

“See how great I am? I’ll talk about something heart-wrenching but quickly tie it back to me, how I’m so bullied and what a hero I really am,” he seems to lament, never quite realizing how narcissistic and obviously fraudulent this all is. He claims to have bought children he met once at a gas station junk food. Because we all know that mothers love it when strangers buy their children candy, if this story is true I’m sure that went over well. Not.

The email he cites, supposedly from this fawning “anonymous” fan, is as long and winded as Bryant himself and, curiously enough, attacks his current enemies and battles using Bryant’s own verbage and rhetoric to do it. It includes regurgitation of his wild rants, almost verbatim. Must be more coincidences on top of coincidences.

No one ever presents any evidence against him and there are no screen shots to show his dubious activities, this “anonymous” email writer insists, and every allegation against him is false. Because, according to this “anonymous” emailer, the entity known as Carroll Bryant has (coincidentally, of course) never, ever done anything wrong to anyone in the entire history of time. Yes, that’s how over the top ridiculous this manufactured marketing missive really is.

Bryant’s screen shots (as usual) are truncated and show no email address or anything denoting this is an actual email, leaving one to wonder if he wrote this himself in a word document, snapped a few screen shots, and called it good. (I’m not wondering, are you? I didn’t think so.)

This narcissistic, creepy propaganda piece from the entity that is Carroll Bryant’s Pretty Pink Hate Machine fails miserably on every count, leaving readers to question anything and everything he’s ever said, and spooking anyone reasonable now more than ever before.

UPDATE 16 April 2014, 8:11 PM 

Fresh from Captain Carroll Crazy Pants and his Pretty Pink Hate Machine!

Let me save you time
He found this post. (Good boy!) 
He read it. (Sort of.)
He responded. (Not really.) 
Do you see any actual evidence that his name is Carroll Bryant? (No.)
I was sent a link to the Genxpose blog earlier. 
The dashboard feature shows you follow this blog. 
It appears that GenX is angry because nobody is showing her any attention anymore so she invited herself to get into my business again like only a true blooded bully that she is can. 
Au contraire, ma petite tête de pomme, facts speak for themselves. 
No one has mentioned you on our blog since your extortion attempt over six months ago. We have not covered the seven-months-long-and-counting messy mud-slinging meltdown between you and Douthit as STGRB, tempting though it may be on occasion, even though I warned you this would happen back in August of last year. 
Most recently, you dragged me into your hatefight against Melissa Douthit. I have the right to comment on whatever I please as I see fit. You don’t control me. I know that pisses you off but you got the same pair of crazy pants to get happy in. You have managed to create an entire blog that is an altar in the hateful worship of Gen Xavier. There is not one month on your blog that is Gen-free. Congratulations! 
Facts. I know you dislike them. They always seem to get in your way. 
The person who sent it to me asked if I was going to do a post about it. My reply was, “I doubt it.”

You’re doing it now. 
The reason being that GenX doesn’t prove anything in any of her posts, and this latest one of hers about me is no different. 
“All those facts, screen shots, evidence and logic? IT MEANS NOTHING! Don’t look at her screen shots, properly referenced, cited and linked. Don’t pay attention to the facts. Ignore her amazing math skills. Don’t pay attention to the fact she uses logic and reason to debunk me at every turn. I know it seems like she’s making sense, that nasty Gen person, but it’s a trick. Some kind of lie. Listen to me, I are creatin’ conspiracy theories and shit!” – The entity that is Carroll Bryant
“All she does is shows screenshots that I have already posted, and spins words.”
Demanding evidence of your claims is spinning words. Got it. 
“She does show a screenshot of some guy named Carroll J.S. Bryant who died in 2001 in Columbus, Ohio and claims that I am stealing his identity.”
Not what I said. You must be “spinning words”. 
When did I ever use the initials J.S.? The answer is of course, never. I can Googled the name Carroll Bryant and found a few across America. I guess in the bully world of one GenX, there is no such thing as people sharing multiple names. This is how mental GenX is. 
I showed a screen shot of “Carroll Bryant” in Piketon, Ohio and a lack of information on that listing. If you had legally changed your name, your age and relatives would be listed as it pulls information directly from vital records on file in Ohio. 
The thing is, nobody really cares if my name is a pen name or real. It’s completely irrelevant.
Apparently, you care so much that you devoted an entire post against Melissa Douthit for saying “Carroll Bryant” is your pseudonym on STGRB then claimed your alias was real using a manipulated screen shot. If it’s not important and no one cares then why would you do that? 
But you showed no actual evidence. A bill, as I keenly pointed out why, is not evidence. I have presented solid evidence against your claim. You did not respond your photo ID or any I9 information. You and your claim have been disproved. 
Then GenX ridicules the fact that a young girl lost her life 
I did no such thing. 
and that the young girl in question was someone I knew. 
Someone you met once for five minutes at a gas station is not “someone you knew” unless you’re very, very lonely. 
GenX has no compassion or class and isn’t afraid to show it. She really is an evil creature to the core. 
You do realize what I do for a living and how I spend my time when you say that, right? 
She also suggests that I don’t even have a mother, but people on my Facebook page who know me in real life know otherwise as do the pictures of her I have posted. 
Nope, never said that. I did, however, show that your alias is an actual alias. If that was your legal name, your age and relatives would be listed as it directly pulls the information from public vital records. 
The truth is, GenX still doesn’t know a damn thing about me, and she still hasn’t proven one single thing that I have ever done. 
Unfortunately, I think I know too much about you but thanks for the Freudian slip. I’ve debunked you at every turn showing evidence of your bullshittery. You refuse to address it because you have no defense against the facts. You still supply no real evidence to support your claim that your legal name is Carroll Bryant. That would end this argument and prove you right. Why don’t you do this right now, or will it take a few weeks? wink wink Gotcha. 
She’s even still clinging to the “I attacked her first” lie despite the fact that I have already shown here on this blog with actual evidence that she attacked me first. 
Your own words and actions prove that you are lying
She emailed me first and she stalked me for months, 
Provide evidence that I have stalked you, have your counsel contact me and we can take care of this in a court of law. In the interim, reread Apologies for Carroll Bryant.
as well as she stalked Athena Parker on STGRB. 
Provide evidence that I have stalked her, have your counsel contact me and we can take care of this in a court of law.
Speaking of which, it appears from the GenX post that she and Athena may have joined forces, How predictable was that?  
Your fondness for conspiracy theories is well-documented but this new angle doesn’t do you any favours. Clearly, you have not thought this through and you don’t learn from your mistakes. You’re not destroying my good name by associating me with Douthit and her bad reputation. By linking my good name to hers, you are lending her credibility instead. You did this when you lied and said I was Amanda Welling in an effort to discredit me but, unfortunately for you, my good reputation gave credibility to her poor one. It will be the same with Douthit, only the results will be far more devastating. If it takes off, it could cost you the war with Douthit at STGRB by fortifying the enemy you have been trying to destroy. Perhaps you should work on being able to find your ass with both hands because, as a strategist, you’re sorely lacking. 
Then she mentions something about Fox News. I have no idea what that’s about. I doubt GenX knows what that was about. 

I included a link. What do you want me to do, click it for you? Who did you get to do your thinking for you before we met?
Then she attacks the email I received. 
Why don’t you show it’s an actual email? While you’re at it, prove your name’s legally Carroll Bryant, too. We’re still waiting for evidence. 
This GenX isn’t human, 
This is not the first time you’ve done this but this is the first time I’ll address it. 
I don’t do this to anyone. I have never said that you were not human. I have never treated you inhumanely. I have never removed your humanity or personhood. I have never even inferred it. Would you like to know why? This is what people do to their enemies in order to justify the crimes they commit against them. By painting the enemy as not human, this allows them to violate human rights with acts of rape, murder, torture, enslavement, poverty and more. It’s okay, they console themselves, because the enemy is not human and this is war. Which, incidentally, is what you do and why you do it. According to you, I am not human and never was, and it shows. 
it’s a glob of pure concentrated evil.
I’m an “it” now? That’s what they said about black people when they enslaved, owned, sold, raped, beat, starved, tortured and killed them. They called them “it” too. I’m sorry, which one of us is evil again? I can’t quite keep up with you. 
So, am I going to do a post about it? About poor little nobody GenX and her dysfunctional theories and her hate? I doubt it. Then again, maybe I just did. 
You did and it’s cost you more than you realize. 
Where GenX is concerned, she demonstrates consistently that evil never dies. 

I’m evil, you want me to die, I’m not human, I’m an “it” and you made an enemy of me because I require evidence for belief. Got it. 

It just takes a hiatus once in a while.  Her brand of evil has no shame.   
I know what your real name is, do you? As of this morning, there is no legal name change for Carroll Bryant registered with any of the courts in the state of Ohio. 

UPDATE 16 APRIL 2014, 11:14 PM by DILEAS
Let’s play a game. It’s called “What would YOU do?”
Put yourself in each of the following scenarios, and ask yourself what you would do.
Scenario 1: You’ve claimed that a name you’ve made public really is your legal name, but your credibility is being repeatedly challenged over it by multiple sources. Since your claim is true, you can easily prove it. What would you do?
If it were me, I think the most efficient and definitive way to vindicate myself is to immediately post proper evidence. I’m obviously not concerned with privacy, since I’m already broadcasting to the world that this really is my name. In one simple move, by presenting proper evidence, the matter is put to rest, the critics are silenced and discredited, my reputation is protected, and I’ve actually proven my accuser to have engaged in speculative and baseless allegations. There’s nothing but win here for me.
Scenario 2: You’ve claimed that a name you’ve used really is your legal name, but your credibility is repeatedly being questioned over it by multiple sources. You cannot prove your claim, because you have indeed lied. What would you do?
If it were me, I would simply ignore the claims.
…But certainly another way to deal with it would be to:
1. Panic and make an immature post on your blog in which you;
2. Flail wildly at the person who did the most damage to your credibility.
3. Make baseless allegations of your own against the character of that person.
4. Paint a portrait of yourself in the role of a victim.
5. Do everything you can to get a pity response from your audience.
6. Tell your readers what you want them to hear.
7. Throw in unrelated allegations as well, to increase the magnitude of your alleged victimhood.
8. Rely on the gullibility of your dwindling readership, and hope that they don’t actually go over to the problematic blog and discover the truth.
9. And CERTAINLY don’t link to the blog post or include complete screen shots so your readers can easily see the unedited evidence for themselves.
And that’s exactly what ChuckleButt did. His latest post is clearly a desperate act of misdirection. If your claim is true, what does this tactic gain you? It shows people that even when you CAN EASILY “take the high road”, you choose to engage in mudslinging, unfounded accusations and smearing. People with reasonable critical thinking skills see right through this ruse.
This is not a case of ChuckleButt’s word against anyone else’s. This whole thing can be shut down in a second by Bryant posting just one bit of actual evidence that “Carroll Bryant” actually IS his real name. In his last blog post he mentioned that he made a habit of buying candy for a stranger’s children at the local gas station (Creepazoid Factor +10!). From this we can infer that he has a vehicle (or likes to inhale gas fumes, but let’s assume he drives). Surely to Jesse Ventura he has a DRIVER’S LICENSE for that vehicle. …A driver’s license that he would have to change in a limited amount of time if he actually did change his name.
So where is it?
Now put yourself in another scenario and ask yourself why “Carroll Bryant” acted the way he did.
UPDATE 16 April 2014, 11:27 PM 
The degree of disconnect from the entity known as “Carroll Bryant” and his Pretty Pink Hate Machine is astounding with his immediate vomit called Genxpose: Pure Concentrated Evil. It’s okay to click the link. It hooks up to Bloglovin’ and you can read it there. 
Remember this? Because that assertion that he “backs up what he says with proof” is an interesting one indeed. 
What you need to know: Still no screen shots proving his claim that Carroll Bryant is his legal name. No photo ID, no social security card, no passport, nothing. Not a single piece of I9 info showing us that’s his legal identity, with any other information blacked out for privacy sake. I doubt there will be as, according to Ohio courts, that name change information does not exist. 

What you might want to know: I don’t think he reads what I write. If he does, he simply cannot comprehend it. Or he’s desperately trying to assassinate my character using the only platform that he has available. Some of the highlights, which you can see have zero merit after reading this post and then his own, are…  
He accuses me of attacking his mother and a little girl. (I don’t.)
He tells me my name is really General Xavier. (It’s not. Obviously, I’m an Admiral.) 
He believes I’m Amanda Welling and then he doesn’t. (I’m not.)
He accuses me of saying Melissa and Athena are different people. (I don’t. They’re not.) 
He thinks I’m in cahoots with Melissa Douthit and her site STGRB. (I’m not.) 
He accuses me of calling him a pedophile. (I don’t and never have.) 
He accuses me of being Jude’s buddy again. (We’ve never met.) 
He accuses me of calling the post office to stop his mail. (Didn’t happen.) 
What’s laughable here: You’ll get these if you suffered through his post. 
It’s best to respond to what someone actually wrote otherwise you look like an idiot. 
The word “few” means “not many but more than one.” 
It’s a bad idea to use someone else’s personal tragedy to make you look like a better guy. 
When you say you don’t really know someone very well, it’s probably not a good idea to go into detail proving that you don’t really know them very well.  
He never links to this article so anyone reading his post can see what I’ve actually written. 
What’s not laughable: this is straight up defamation, best removed, as it can (and often will) get your backside kicked. 

So you see GenX, it wasn’t just one time. It wasn’t anything sick, twisted or perverted like your pedophilic mind wants to believe, and put into the minds of your readers. For you to even go in that direction demonstrates how evil and hateful you really are. I’m beginning to think there is a reason your mind is always associating sex and children together the manner that you do. You are a grown lady with a lot of under aged friends online. You’re always talking about children in a sexual manner to some degree. I’m beginning to believe that maybe you’re the real pedophile here. You have absolutely no concept of what friendship or kindness is all about. You attack the decency and innocence of a child who lost her life. You purposely, and maliciously – with evil intent – try to suggest that I am some kind of pervert when you have absolutely no reason, or evidence to ever show justification for your inhumane assaults on me. I know now that if there is a heaven, you GenX will surely burn in hell when your days are over on this earth. Nobody would have deserved it, or earned it more than you and the rest of your bully friends. I am only thankful that you live in Canada. I wouldn’t want your kind of evil to be living in my country. You are the most despicable and gross human to ever walk this planet. I would rather be friends with the 9-11 terrorists than to ever be a friend of yours.

Oh, and this…  

All you can do is make snarky comments about my emails. Or the design of my blog. Talk in speculation. Bring up my mother. Mock my friendships. Mock the death of a little girl. Mention pedophilia every chance you get. Lie. And today, everyone got to see you defending your new friend Athena and Melissa, claiming in one sentence that they are not the same person then turn around and suggest they are after a screenshot shows you claiming they are not only the same person, but that Athena is also Johnny. You will spin and lie anything and everything and make a big deal about nothing, like a name, all for the sake of your own amusement. This is why no one takes you seriously, or your hate blog. All you can do is hide behind a fake name like the coward that you are. What you can’t do though, is show a screenshot of me threatening people, attacking people, bullying people, talking inappropriately with people, lying about people. Oh no, you can’t do this at all. I bet that kills you inside, doesn’t it? I bet it eats you up internally. It keeps you awake at night, doesn’t it? This is why you spend all of your time searching me out on the internet like a stalker. Now let’s just sit back and see how long it takes you to do it again. Oh wait, never mind, you got such a “busy” life to lead, you have no time to stalk me on the internet, do you? What a stupid compassion-less bitch.  

It’s late. I have to be in a meeting at godsmack o’clock with legal, staff and patrons to decide which charities to sponsor this summer. It’s a corporate thing so it does not impact my personal tithe; planned giving is separate. After that, I have to go over legal. Before lunch, I’m scheduled to meet with my team to decide on materials. At some point, I need to schedule meetings and requests while I’m actually working. I have a few cases so it might take me a while before I actually get to eat dinner but, rest assured, I won’t forget the feral cats that we help treat, socialize and reintroduce. But none of this will take me away from working with our next guest reviewer and fixing my best friend’s laptop.

And with that, this “stupid compassion’less bitch” bids you good night.

UPDATE 19 April 2014, 3:00 PM
Captain Carroll Crazy Pants and his Pretty Pink Hate Machine cranks it out again with the wildly reactionary  Genxpose: Still A Zebra (Updated) (link via Bloglovin’) filled with incoherent ramblings, misdirection, allegations, personal attacks, mimicry, outright lies and glaringly bad attempts to rewrite his already well-documented dodgy past as an unstable crackpot in a frantic effort to repair his damaged, dying reputation.
BOTTOM LINE: 
Still no evidence to support his many claims that his legal name is Carroll Bryant.
Still no proof to support any of his many conspiratorial claims or accusations.
Still does not link to this article to allow readers to view his “rebuttals” in context. 
Still does not link to this blog to allow readers to view his “proof” in the original context. 
Still maintains his self-appointed victim/hero status while attacking others. 
Still lying – just doing it faster, more feverishly and with greater desperation.
Grade D- 


UPDATE 20 April 2014, 8:25 AM

IT’S OFFICIAL: The Pretty Pink Hate Machine has finally admitted defeat today and coughed up that “Carroll Bryant” is not his real, legal identity as he’s been publicly claiming for over a year now all over the internet but merely an alias after all.  Pen name, as in pseudonym: a fictitious name designed to conceal one’s true identity.

His latest attempt at reputation recovery called Hey Ya’ll, Chill Out: It’s All Good is apparently designed for two purposes: 1) to play down the controversy that proved him to again be a liar and an untrustworthy source, and 2) to downplay his own fear of getting into serious trouble over his unfounded accusations.  

There is not going to be any lawsuit filed or anything. Do you even know how much that would cost? Just to get the ball rolling would run about 10K dollars. And that’s just start up! Seriously, you think I or Gen are going to kick out that much cash to sue the other? Ha ha. Although, it would only cost me 2,500 dollars for a cyber investigator to find out Gen’s true identity. I told the guy if he could throw in Athena Parker and her real identity I would have sent him a check yesterday. I think he is thinking it over. But 2,500 bucks is still a lot of money to find out Gen’s true identity. She’s not even worth a nickel, right?


Let me be clear: The entity known as “Carroll Bryant “doesn’t speak for me. 
He may not have the money (he has no case); however, even if I had to pay for my own representation, I can easily afford to pursue this. As you can see in the screenshots of his public blog throughout this article, complete with links to live blog posts, “Carroll Bryant” outright accused me of being a pedophile, and said that my friends are underage, I am inappropriate with them and that I sexualise children. That’s defamation, open and shut.

His justification for being able to get away with this is two-fold: 1) he now refers to my name as a sock puppet on the header of his blog and then calls it a pen name throughout his post and 2) insists he’s only “been poking a little bit of fun” at my expense.

Hint: Law enforcement, Google and the courts don’t care if you enjoyed the defamation
but it’s a nice admission you knew exactly what you were doing and enjoyed doing it. 

While there is no basis in reality for any of his allegations, these new accusations put his activities in a different arena altogether, as he now alleges serious criminal activity and attaches it to my name and reputation. If he immediately removes the allegations and publishes a proper retraction, I’d consider that a reasonable solution. Otherwise, I have many options available to me, and I reserve the right to pursue any and all of them as I see fit.  

21 thoughts on “Carroll Bryant really wants you to believe that’s his name. (But it’s not.)

  1. Attention:

    The online pseudonym that is “Carroll Bryant” is angry that Melissa Douthit's not-so-secret alias “Athena Parker” said that “Carroll Bryant” is a pen name.

    /End

    That said, it seems Melissa masquerading as her online alias Athena gets the score here. “Carroll Bryant” – an admitted pen name with no evidence to prove otherwise – is losing his battle with Douthit. She's winning The Battle of The Bulliest Bully in Bullyland because Bryant can't seem back up his claims. Sustaining the most damage seems to be Bryant himself and he has his own poor tactics and attempts to blame. Douthit's got him where she wants him: If Bryant wants people to believe he legally changed his name, he's going to have to provide clear evidence using documents from the I9 list or that's that.

    This narcissistic, creepy propaganda piece from the entity that is Carroll Bryant's Pretty Pink Hate Machine fails miserably on every count, leaving readers to question anything and everything he's ever said, and spooking anyone reasonable more than ever before.

    STANDING OVATION
    That is all.

  2. A pen name is used by authors to separate their professional life from their personal life. If they become successful beyond imagination, they can still have a manageable private life, and if they bomb out, they can divest themselves of their failing. It seems odd that with ChuckleButt's floundering creative career (not just in authorship), that he would so choose to fully embrace his stunning mediocrity. He might as well just tattoo “failure” on his forehead. What would he gain from such a thing, other than living in some delusion of grandeur?

    As you so well pointed out, at the very best his TWC bill is evidence – and not rock solid evidence, either – that he may use “Carroll Bryant” as an alias. There are better pieces of evidence that he would have if he really did change his name and he knows it, but he chose to present this as his best evidence.

  3. “Hand-written mail from the supervisor of a company where my account is held by my credit card. Because Domino's delivers, bitches”

    Almost lost my coffee.

    “Because we all know that mothers love it when strangers buy their children candy”:

    And he wonders why he keeps getting stopped by cops? Bryant's a twat.

  4. One supposes that he could have posted a SS of the actual Court Order. I wonder what he’d claim was the “reasonable and appropriate reason” for the name change.

  5. He can't show any evidence that his legal name is Carroll Bryant because he's a liar.
    There's nothing registered with Ohio courts because he's a fraud.

  6. You see, I knew this woman and her two daughters. Not well, mind you, but over the past few years I have bumped into them at the local gas station. On occasion, I would buy her daughters an ice cream or Skittles, their favorite treats.
    http://thelookingglassofcarrollbryant.blogspot.com/2014/04/a-letter-to-carroll-bryant.html

    This is so seriously creepy I don't even know where to begin.

    If he barely knew those little girls how did he know that Skittles were a 'favorite treat'? Have you seen photos of “Carroll Bryant”? He puts them on his blog. He frames his face in girly hearts and makes cutesy poses with his head tilted to the side, hands propped under his chin. It's hard to find a shot of him without his best prop, the dark glasses. If you were a mother, would you let this stranger buy your kids candy? I would absolutely freaked the fuck out if this man approached me and my daughters. There is no way in hell I'd let him buy my children candy. If he handed them candy, I'd confiscate and trash it. He's bragging about this like it proves what a great guy he is. Has it ever occurred to him that this proves what a creep he is?

    Stranger Danger is real. It's a parent's nightmare and so is “Carroll Bryant”.

  7. This whole thing was something that just jumped right out at me. I'm not a “Mom” but I am a doting “Auntie” and a teacher. I was once with my then 2 yr. old Niece in a fast food restaurant when I realized a man was trying to lure little children to sit on his lap by offering them french fries and 50 cents.

    It was not pretty. I warned the parents and fled with Niece. To this day I regret that I did not call the police but I was so intent on protecting Niece. A short time later, I saw the same guy working in a toy department. I had learned my lesson and his toy department career was extremely short.

    But you're right. There is no way in hell I would allow a strange man to buy anything for the kids in my care. One meeting in a gas station, even a few meetings – just no way.

    How does he not get this? Or does he think all the rest of us are just too stupid to survive? Maybe he thinks his “innocent” pose really works on sentient adults? Is he just too focused on youngsters to even notice the adults around them?

    I don't know. I do know that Chuckles gets extremely irate whenever anyone mentions the word “pedo.” But his past behavior that we have heard about, incidents that he, himself, has addressed in many, many places on the web – it all adds up to one very disturbing picture.
    :-b

  8. “Carroll Bryant” 's defamatory remarks accusing you of paedophilia are so incredulous and wildly inappropriate I could barely believe my eyes. Why anyone would set themselves up to be prosecuted in a court of law like that? Take him to court. Your chances are 100% for winning. That IS defamation.

  9. See Gen, I told ya…CRAZY! 🙂

    I didn't know you are Cdn. How's it going, eh?

    Oh my. I love reading your blog and seeing his hiney shot to heck! As Bugs Bunny would say “What a Maroon!”

    On another note…I'm very disappointed in you Gen. I had always counted on you to supply the truth, but here I find out that you've been using a “stunt thumb”. I always thought your thumb did its own stunts. I am very disillusioned. ;(

    Keep up the great blogs (and I'll try to get over my disappointment.)

    Carlotta

    PS: I didn't get any mail yesterday…you didn't stop my mail did ya? 🙂

  10. “So you see CARROLL BRYANT it wasn't just one time. It wasn't anything sick, twisted or perverted like your pedophilic mind wants to believe, and put into the minds of your readers. For you to even go in that direction demonstrates how evil and hateful you really are. I'm beginning to think there is a reason your mind is always associating sex and children together the manner that you do. You are a grown MAN with a lot of under aged friends online. You're always talking about children in a sexual manner to some degree. I'm beginning to believe that maybe you're the real pedophile here. You have absolutely no concept of what friendship or kindness is all about. You attack the decency and innocence of a child who lost her life. You purposely, and maliciously – with evil intent – try to suggest that I am some kind of pervert when you have absolutely no reason, or evidence to ever show justification for your inhumane assaults on me. I know now that if there is a heaven, CARROLL BRYANT will surely burn in hell when your days are over on this earth. Nobody would have deserved it, or earned it more than you and the rest of your bully friends. I am only thankful that you live in OHIO. I wouldn't want your kind of evil to be NEAR ME. You are the most despicable and gross human to ever walk this planet. I would rather be friends with the 9-11 CONSPIRACY THEORISTS than to ever be a friend of yours.”

    Fixed it for you. 🙂

  11. Re: UPDATE 20 April 2014, 8:25 AM You exposed “Carroll Bryant” for using a model's photograph to falsely represent himself on the internet. You expose him for lying, bullying, manipulation, racism, hate, extortion and more on his very own blog. Now you out him for lying about his name after falsely claiming he had legally changed it. I have no doubt “Carroll Bryant” hates you for telling the truth and his own raging blog posts about you damn him. “Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain,” you seem to deftly point out, “he's no one you should ever trust or believe.” If it wasn't obvious before, it's certainly inarguable now and “Carroll Bryant” has himself to thank for it.

  12. While there is no basis in reality for any of his allegations, these new accusations put his activities in a different arena altogether, as he now alleges serious criminal activity and attaches it to my name and reputation. If he immediately removes the allegations and publishes a proper retraction, I'd consider that a reasonable solution. Otherwise, I have many options available to me, and I reserve the right to pursue any and all of them as I see fit.

    Take every recourse available, step by step and one by one, until that sniveling mess of maggotry buckles under the weight of his own bullshit.

  13. CARROLL BRYANT – LIAR, FRAUD, DEFAMER, BULLY

    His admits his name is not Carroll Bryant just like that picture of Michael the model he passed off as himself wasn't him either when he got caught lying about t that too. Now he adds outright defamation accusing others of serious felonies to add to his bully tactics on his hate blog.

    CARROLL BRYANT – A NAME YOU CAN NEVER, EVER TRUST

  14. Gen snaps. “Carroll Bryant” jumps. You have this amazing way of getting him to reveal his own ugliness. No one pushes his buttons the way that you do.

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